The Worst???

I have recently been accused of being 'the worst blogger ever'. Hmmm. The worst ever? Let me get this staight. In the entire history of blogs, mine is the worst. If we were to line all of the blogs up in order of importance mine would be dead last. If their is a Sherpa living in the mountains of Tibet and he just happens to blog, his blog is better than mine. If their is an overachieving five year old who happens to be blogging at daycare, this blog is better than mine as well. Likewise, a trained monkey living in captivity, banging away on the keyboard would surpass my blog. (Of course he would need a blogger login name and password but monkeys are becoming increasingly smart. I would assume that this trained monkey would use a free blog and not actually pay for one. Unless this monkey was featured in a recent Superbowl commercial and had money to spare. If this is the case I'm guessing he has TiVo as well.)

Well it appears as though I've got a reputation to live up to. I best get to work.

Ladies and Gentlemen... (the worst blogger in the world) Eric Smith